"You can say you're a Christian and go to church.  I hang out in my garage, does that make me a car?"

-Jason Ileam

(Elliott?)

(Ilead?)

(I couldn't quite understand what his last name was.)

******UPDATE!!!******

This post was not meant to point fingers at anyone in a condescending manner.

It was merely a quote I heard on a Homeword podcast and thought was kind of funny.

Please don't be offended.

And if you are, my apologies.