Thursday, September 30, 2010

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Program!

The Crime Scene

The Weapon

The Bullet Shrapnel Projectile
(Let me clarify that the nail has pink paint on the end of it, not blood.)

The Wound

Folks, this is what happens when you leave your nail guns unattended and accounted for.
Take extra precautions with your men this week as they are sure to be suffering from Fall Fever and likely to injure themselves doing something manly.
We must be vigilant!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Will he get the medal of valor from the store he rented this weapon from. Mama Boots said put water on the wound to keep it clean and then keep some antibiotics on it also.
Now, Rachel keep Boots on a short leash and or a shock collar. What he does not know or remember is I stuck a screw driver through my hand and I pulled it out. I was fussed at for doing that. I guess the aplle doesn't fall far from the tree in matters such as this.
Go buy him a sucker and a mickey mouse bandade.