Do you see this sweet face?

You would never imagine that this sweet face belongs to a monster.

A monster that is bound and determined to destroy all rocks, stones, and pebbles by means of digestion!

A monster with aging teeth and gums, that would rather enjoy the crunch of ancient melded grit than Beneful!

Do you see this coffee table?

This coffee table in front of this blue yoga mat, said blue yoga mat shoved up under and beside the metal screen that keeps things (people, animals, junk) from falling in the fireplace?

All this junk that has to keep the rock eating monster from taking all the rocks out of the fireplace so that we don't get dinged when we move out of our apartment?!