A Different Kind of Story About Boots

These are my boots that I've had them since the 8th grade.

These boots have been through a lot, can't you tell?

I've worn these boots to school, I've worn these boots to church.

I've chased cows in these boots, I've chased boys in these boots.

I've tromped through the mud and I've tip-toed through the woods.

I've rode horses and driven trucks in these boots.

These boots have been covered in mud, blood, and sweat.

They've smelled fishy and they've smelly poopy.

The soles have come loose and are starting to flap.

Time for a new pair.

I want these.

These are called "Jane" by Frye and I want them to wear with my wedding dress.

(Cue wedding director stroking out.)

I want these too.

These are made by Lucchese.

Usually $400 or so, currently on sale for $99.

I like good buys.

You like these?

Get these or pass?

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