The Scene: Dark living room, television on, middle of the day
The Characters: Boots, Rachel, and Frank
(Frank walks through the living room, down the hall.)
Boots: What's he got?
Rachel: (barely looking up from her iPad) A toy.
Boots: When did you buy toys?
Rachel: A while back.
Boots: Squeaky toys?
(Cue Frank, dropping the "toy", "toy" runs across living room floor, Rachel screams and jumps on the couch, Boots clicks on the light revealing a chipmunk)
Boots: Hahahahaha! Where did he get a chipmunk? Hahahahaha!!!
Rachel: HOW DID A CHIPMUNK GET IN OUR HOUSE!!!!!! MUWHAAAA!!!!!!
(Frank chases chipmunk in circles in living room, Boots throws blanket over chipmunk while continuing to laugh maniacally.)
Rachel: OK OK OK OK OK! I'LL OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU THROW THE BLANKET OUTSIDE!!!
(Rachel struggles to catch Frank who in turn thanks her with a scratch on the neck.)
(Boots throws the blanket out the door and slams it.)
Rachel: HOW DID A CHIPMUNK GET IN THE HOUSE?
(Rachel walks around, looking for obvious chipmunk sized holes that mysteriously appeared.)
Rachel: I LEFT THE BACK DOOR OPEN!! NIKKI!!!!
(Cue cricket sounds in the middle of day, no Nikki.)
(Frank runs out the gaping back door, probably to catch another chipmunk.)
Rachel: FRANK!!! COME BACK!!!
(Frank hunkers down obligingly, Rachel scoops him back up, all the while screaming for Nikki who has been inside hiding the whole time.)
The neighbors think we're idiots.